I have never starred in any major television events.
My furnishings are simple and modest, consisting of
strategically placed cardboard boxes and various
assemblages of discarded rubbish found in the dumpster
at work. I drink alcoholic beverages. I smoke. I
ingest various pharmaceuticals into my bloodstream for
the sole purpose of temporary euphoric bliss.
I live off of noodle snacks and 2-liters of
refreshments containing mostly citrus acid and "10%
real fruit juices!" In university was lulled to sleep
by the nostalgic sounds of the nearby correctional
facility, and mental health & drug rehabilitation
center. I rarely meet movie stars, famed politicians,
or anyone who knew somebody who won the lottery.
To keep my sanity at a respectable distance, I have
spent the last several years memorizing dialogue
(complete with stage movements) of various movies and
television shows, which are then recited at
inopportune times and places. I currently have no
social life.

But
I do have a Canon camera, so everything is at peace
with the world. "

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